- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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