- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did I get raped

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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