a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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poop is very very yummy.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Minecraft.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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