A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Girls

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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poop is very very yummy.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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