- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What's worse than eating cows. Death

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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