What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Can you see this brett? Connor

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Justin Bieber got laid

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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