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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

A black man in a country bar.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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