Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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wood cant chuck wood

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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penis

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mark is mark

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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