- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

what time is it? 3:16

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

E= McVagina

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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