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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

I need a good anti joke....

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Vagina ass.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Ham sandwich

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

A Frenchman stays and fights

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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