- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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