Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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twilight

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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I'm banging your sister.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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womens rights

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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