- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

penis hehehehe

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

A guy trips a blind man.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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