- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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