Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

what's worst than being gay? being black

i saw your mom, i said hi

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

when debbie meets downer

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Well educated black man.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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