Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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