- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Why? Whats wrong?

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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