A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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