- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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