- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What is 8 times 4? 32

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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