What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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cancer

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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