Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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