if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Stop being a centipede

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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