Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

You read the Terms of Service.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

bum sex lol

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

why does column have a letter n?

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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