- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Niki Minaj's ass

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What just hit my face? The floor

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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