What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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