What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

bitches be crafty.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Whats better than 24? 25.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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