- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

What's a small person? A midget

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Heartlight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Mike tyson

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

The WNBA

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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