- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Are you a human?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Your mother is a man.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

liam buchan is gay !

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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