- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Your mom.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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