- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

asian, do math

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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