- Anti Joke

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.