What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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whats brown? poop.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Butt Sex.

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