Matt is not funny.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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