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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

thermodynamics?

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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