Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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a potato flew around my room

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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