Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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123 Main street

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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