- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What time is it? Refrigerator

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

My tractor broke down.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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