- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Society.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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