How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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