Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Susie has Autism

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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