A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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oh hiya come in

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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