What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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9/11

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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thermodynamics?

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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Anti Joke

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