Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Joey mayer's face

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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