What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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19th amendment

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Matty B

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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