- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

You just won the game...

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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