- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

women's rights

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

guess what chicken butt

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

hi michael

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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