What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

Joay impistato is a fig

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Oh...okay, good.

asian, do math

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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