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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

We didnt star the fire ...........

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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