A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Matty B

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1+1 =? Too

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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