- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

marshal sterio had sex

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

What did the fish say? Moo

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

How much did the Holla Cost?

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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