- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Stephen Walking.

PENIS

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

no

what do u call a black person by his name

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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