Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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who smells? •Liam

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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PENIS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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penis

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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