- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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