who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Ouch.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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